Today's the Day

It is appropriate that I start this blog at Christmas time, since that's when most of my important thinking takes place. Also, I could not fail to notice that Santa put a hearing aid in my stocking, and gave me clothing a size larger than what I normally wear. Santa would be treacherously close to being on my poop list, except that he also gave me the most amazing hot chocolate with some lovely malt ball chasers. Ah, it's not his fault that everyone I know mumbles, and I got some bloop going on.